What about us, John Boehner? Remember us…? We’re the folks you’re allegedly working for…or have you forgotten…or was all of your blithering and tattering today simply for the consumption of the ignorant masses? You sort of left us out of the equation today buddy boy! WE didn’t want you as Speaker of the House any longer! You’ve screwed up big time and all day the American people told you we wanted real, strong, brave and honest (Lord, honest would be very nice) leadership…none of which you offer.
Remember well Johnny Boy…The Conservative Collective prides itself on knowing what is in the hearts of elected open pustules like you on every level. We study what you all did since your first day you relieved yourself in the House men’s room.
And today your babbling lacked any intellectual mettle. As you rambled on sounding like something between crying like a used up cougar and a pissy little teenybopping waitress, it became obvious that those who voted against you had courage. The lemmings who voted for you are simply the establishment career politicians who embrace self-adoration and greed over true, unselfish public service
What about us Johnny Boy? We’re adult enough to know that we’re nothing but more chattel for you. The Conservative Collective kind of feels like you bent us over the arm of a couch and…well, you would know the rest. Just like the legislative crap-pile you gleefully roll in with your Barry Poo! You’re taking the men who would serve America with integrity and honor and replacing them with men and women who will turn your office into a Greyhound station toilet. Well done!
Our advice to you princess…is to wait until you can see for sure who will get the most work done on your behalf. Actually, The Conservative Collective doesn’t give you credit for being that smart. We think you will punish, punish and then punish some more, the guys who had the balls to tell you to pound establishment sand up your over-tanned ass! They would have made you the greatest Speaker this nation has ever known, but you threw that away today.
That won’t work Johnny-Boy! All you’ve done now is made 25 new enemies and shown the rest what they will get later on. When 200 of the cowards you have hiding behind you now figure out what you’re up to with Barry (we know,,,but that’s for another post…coming soon), they’re going to beg Gomert for forgiveness and stand with him. You’re all puffed up now Johnny Boy, but wait until March. March will be a very bad legislative month for you and you will deserve what you will finally receive.
The guys that voted against you today are the good guys, not you. You are obviously in league with Barry and The Conservative Collective predicts that there will be other legislative dung piles that you and Barry will giggle about behind closed doors…until one particular vote in March.
But know this John Boehner…you have taken sides with Satan and against the American People. You have chosen poorly and your political career is over, you just don’t know it yet. You’ve ignored us…the folks you work for. We didn’t want the ACA, but it was shoved up our butts. We didn’t want the “Cromnibus Bill” but you shoved that up our butts. We’ve told you multiple times what we DO want, and you ignore us.
Have fun today,, but be aware, in your arrogant, “can’t touch me” kind of way, that we watch everything you do and say. We know where you are headed, ‘ol buddy. We get it.
Change your plan before it is a humiliation for you. Go with dignity. At least go with a very bad tan…!