Muslims love a martyr, and America loves to share

It’s a marriage made in heaven. Muslims love a good martyr, as they are so willing to show and the United States of America is one the most sharing nations on Earth.

Muslims are now turning small mentally challenged children to bomb targets in Syria which shows just how much these vermin love martyrs. So, the Conservative Collective believes there ought to be an accord. The United States has acres and tons of old munitions such as napalm, being held in depots all over the world. We have flamethrowers that ISIS would just LOVE, cluster bomb units that can create dozens of Muslim martyrs simultaneously, and huge bombs called “daisy cutters” that can make martyrs and soccer fields at the same time!

Since the folks in ISIS have now shown a proclivity for burning human beings alive, we think the time has come to make as many flaming ISIS martyrs as possible, while at the same time disposing of our old napalm stores. In fact, we believe that the United States should also offer ISIS free shipping! That’s how helpful the Conservative Collective thinks we should be. We must do whatever we can to create as many ISIS martyrs as is humanely possible using fire.

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The Conservative Collective is way ahead of the martyr curve and with America being the giving nation it is, we think it is time to demonstrate to the world what comprises real “American sharing”. We could start with sharing tons of napalm with every ISIS forward unit in every town, everywhere across Syria. Once Iraq sees how well America shares, that nation will want to show us where their terrorist friends hide so we can share our cluster bombs and “daisy cutters” with them.

America still has many old flamethrowers in stock, and this would be the time to issue “zippos” to our special forces so that when we drop them into Syria and Iraq, they too can share American-made fire with ISIS, but in an intimate, more personal way. Imagine the joy in the ISIS organization  as martyr-after-martyr met Allah, courtesy of the American taxpayer. napalm2

Not to be left out,our air fuel munitions would be the perfect solution for those members of ISIS that are sensitive to the possibility of melanoma and prefer to remain in caves and underground bunkers. Using our incredible air fuel technology, America could share thermobaric fire with ISIS, create many martyrs, and leave the medical sensitivity to sunlight totally undisturbed.

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So, this plan is a win for everyone. Muslims get their martyrs, the environment is kept cleaner and American warehouses that once held old munitions could be re-tasked to house the homeless.

Unfortunately, Barry does not share this enthusiastic vision with the Conservative Collective. But, with the 2016 presidential elections being so close and American voters waking up to the fact that Barry is himself a puppet of Islam, it should not be long before we have a president with courage and integrity in the Oval Office.

Remember what our parents said…”It’s nice to share.” The  Conservative Collective wholeheartedly agrees.

Imagine…NOT in Lennon’s way!

The Conservative Collective would like to take a moment and indulge in the precise alternative to that progressive holy grail of “no firearms in America”.

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In our case, the opposite end of the spectrum would be the mandatory ownership of firearms by every trained adult in America, a la Switzerland. The mere prospect of bringing at least one set of progressive deceptions to the abrupt end they deserve is exciting to imagine, but not in the same way that John Lennon was imaging the way life should be.

Unlike anti-gun buffoons, the Conservative Collective took the time many decades ago to become knowledgeable in the way of the gun. We learned that peaceful men and women who have no intention of hurting anyone will never use a gun for that purpose. We are simply not as stupid as the morons on the left. We know intellectually, that the simple placing of a gun in a woman’s hand will not give her the urge to kill. We also know that children, property trained in firearms safety are safer in life and can actually save the lives of untrained children. guns4

Imagine a nation where a gun was owned and carried by every person. What criminal would dare commit an act of violence? What terrorist would come to America with the expectation that they could do what they did in Paris? Imagine The National Matches, a shooting competition, being the largest sporting event in America as it was not too long ago.

With the exception of false data fabricated by Gabby Giffords or The Brady Bunch to suit their political agenda, data gathered by the likes of the FBI, ATF and other agencies shows time and time again the firearms in America is an infinitesimal issue.

Firearms should be owned by every American, like it or not. This concept is no more radical than that of the left where every firearm must be turned in to government,like it or not. However, in the progressive model, many more Americans are killed by bad guys, which they think is OK, as long as they themselves are not hurt. In the Conservative Collective model, lives are saved.

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Progressives are killing more eagles with windmills, killing more infirm and elderly Americans with Barrycare, killing more American with deadly vehicles made by Barry’s car company, GM, murdering good men in Benghazi and killing Americans with racism.  In short, Progressives are killing more and more Americans every year with blind allegiance to the socialist policies of madman liberal, Saul Alinsky.

The Conservative Collective would like to see a firearm in every home and school room. We would like to find out how brave a killer would be if he or she knew that their lives would be measured in seconds the moment they began an assault in a fully armed America. We would be curious to know if Achmed al-Boom would change his mind to blow up a bus or school in America if he knew that his chances of getting to his target alive were nearly zero?

America has already armed up. The FBI has opened terrorist cases in 49 states in America. Common sense and simple math would dictate that it is only a matter of time before an armed citizen sends a killer or terrorist to rot in hell, and The Conservative Collective says the sooner the better.

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Guns for everyone!