Barry’s land of make believe

Hey, boys and girls!!! How would you like it if Uncle Conservative Collective took you to a magical place where dreams always come true and Barry is a good president? You would? OK, let’s go to Barry’s…

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Well, here we are, boys and girls. This is a mystical place where Barry makes believe that he gives a crap about anybody but himself, or anything but his political adenda. This is the land where he pretends that he has a workable foreign policy that ultimately won’t get thousands of people killed in the Ukraine.

This is a land where Barry pretends that Obamacare is working flawlessly and is actually helping Americans. He also makes believe that he has no idea what the letters IRS, NSA, FBI, CIA, DOD or DOJ mean. This land is a land of miracles where Barry can pretend he doesn’t know a murderer and terrorist like Bill Ayers, an insane preacher like Jerimiah Wright or that he doesn’t get American ambassodors killed in Benghazi.

In the land of make believe, Barry can make believe that he loves our military and the real law of the land, The Constitution of the United States. In fact, he can make believe all kinds of things, like that he’s smart or that all of America has been fooled by his childish and destructive behavior, not only half.

Why, in the land of make believe boys and girls, Barry can pretend that he’s a wise leader or that he’s worthy of carrying anything better than a bucket of a private’s piss. Barry also comes here to make believe that Hillary Clinton and Eric Holder have actually done something of value for America instead of running guns and getting Americans killed.

One more thing and then we have to go back to the land of reality. In the land of make believe, Barry can pretend he does everything perfectly and that no one blames him for anything. In fact, Barry plays make believe all day every day in the land of reality, and it looks a lot like this…

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Isn’t that silly? Well, we have to go back now boys and girls. We hope you had fun in Barrys…makebelieve2