Move over Detroit…New York City is moving in!

Just when we all thought that Detroit was the rectum of America, comes the news that the communist sympathizer, De Blasio, is now the mayor of The Big Apple. The “rich” in New York City…soon to be those who make over $2,000 a year, are about to find out precisely what made life in the former U.S.S.R. so thrilling and glorious.

The financial enema that is about to befall the upstanding citizens of Metropolis is exactly what is needed to give the good folks in Virginia a preview of what their lives will be like in short order. Call us crazy, but the Conservative Collective thinks that it can see the state of “New Virginia” on the horizon, snuggled in right between West By-Golly and Ol’ Virginee!

The “New” New York City just might be destined to become the set for “Escape to New York III…Rainbows and Unicorns”…if they are lucky and Mikey Bloomberg is available to play “Snake” Pliskin.

What fun!