Run on O’Care in 2014…and WIN!?

If you’re a progressive socialist, Debbie Wasserman Schultz is not the woman you want to give you advice in 2014 if you are considering a run for Congress. On the other hand, if you happen to be a conservative (“tick on a hound dog” republicans need not apply…), you should be hoping that her twisted advice is taken seriously.

Schultz is of the opinion that Democrats can run…AND WIN…in 2014 using The Affordable Care Act as their campaign centerpiece. Now, if anybody ever doubted that Schultz is involved with the pharmaceutical industry, it must be said now that such speculation must be true.

The Conservative Collective is giddy at the prospect that even ONE candidate from the left might take Schulz’s advice and actually laud the benefits of Obamacare to constituents who have been thrown off their insurance policies due to Barry’s great plan. To be sure, the 800,000 folks in New Jersey who have lost their coverage because their current policies do not meet the requirements of The Affordable (GUFFAW!) Care (HA-HA!) Act will be thrilled to hear a candidate tell them how good they have it.

American are ready and want to hear a candidate tell them that more folks have LOST their insurance than have actually signed up for Otraumacare. YUP. How nice is that! What progress!

How about the women out there? Can’t you just wait to hear your local candidate tell you that…”well yeah, you lost your current insurance coverage and now must pay twice as much for an Obama Policy, but…you get free birth control”. The Conservative Collective can’t wait to hear what our grandmothers have to say about that!!! WOW! What a huge bonus for you gals out there!

How much fun will it be to watch a deeply entrenched (“tick on a hound dog…”) Democratic incumbent explain to the unemployed why his/her staffers are entitled to an Obamacare subsidy, even though they make three times as much as the unemployed constituent made when they had a job. Remember, it was conservatives who tried to stop that subsidy, and it was Obama who said no, the subsidy will continue.

We at the Conservative Collective can’t wait to see what happens when progressives actually try to use Obamacare to win an election and find out that Americans have indeed been watching and waiting. The folks at the DNC, WH, NAACP, NOW and WTF probably agree with Schultz completely and we hope that is true.

You know, last laugh and all that…

(Yes, we know she has a hyphenated last name. Shut up.)