Progressive buzzword BS…”easy access”

The Conservative Collective wants to examine the contemporary media buzz phrase that is now cropping up all over news outlets across this mighty nation. Every mealy-mouthed, empty-headed commentator from Fox News “The Snide Five” to MSNBC’s “Boring Joe” is now using the phrase “easy access” to define a fabricated issue with the ownership of firearms that garners them ratings. which garners them dollars,

Let’s discuss “easy access” honestly, shall we? Let’s start by asking about this gun…which was manufactured and found IN PRISON! easyaccess2One has to wonder…precisely what the Ayatollah Obama would consider to be “easy access”?

How about these guns that were handed over to the Mexican drug cartels by Barry’s Attorney General, Eric Holder? easyaccess6Could there be easier access to firearms than having the United States government physically hand guns over to bad guys? How many deaths have occurred because Barry the Gun Runner gave guns to drug lords or terrorists in Syria?

How many of these gang animals should we believe filled out a federal Form 4473 or went through a background check to get their guns? easyaccess7Those of us in the Conservative Collective who own firearms filled out the forms, paid the fees and waited for government permission to exercise our rights. WE wonder if street vermin does that? Hmmmmm…..?

The Great and Benevolent Fearless Leader Obama hates guns, except when they work in HIS favor…like this:easyaccess4 Apparently, guns are fine with Barry in this particular case. Why? Because he has Narcissistic Personality Disorder and in Barry’s case having a mental disease and “easy access” is perfectly acceptable. Gosh Golly…he’s so special…! In fact, Barry Sweato is so frigging special, he gets one of these, never mind a plain old AR-15…hell yeah!easyaccess3

Let’s talk about the NRA for a moment. How many of these children should we suspect have taken an NRA firearms safety class like the “Eddie Eagle” program? easyaccess8NONE?!  

REALLY? YA THINK?!! The Conservative Collective can guarantee that these small children holding the guns to each others heads are graduates of the “Sarah Brady/Obamalama Ding-Dong Safe Kids Initiative”. And by the way…where the hell did THEY get those guns? A gun show or dealer? Uh…for the really stupid people out there who don’t pay attention to anything more complicated than how to change channels, that would be a NO! We don’t think so.

Simply put, this “easy access” crap is just that…crap. The Conservative Collective can only guess as to why Barry, “The Arms-Dealer-in-Chief” hates the thought of honest people having guns. It must be for the same reasons he hates Jews and Christians, but loves him some Muslim.

Now, reality. The Conservative Collective and our guns are not the cause of any gun problem, but Barry is precisely the cause of the problem. His BS socialist agenda has killed thousands of American men, women and children. His policies have positioned America to receive the death he believes it deserves, and we have allowed this to happen. Having said that, we will now reverse that course.

Here’s the problem for Barry…the honest American gun owner is a combination buzz saw and pit bull when brought to anger. Just push us a tad further your Royal Flatulence and the dreams of your pathetic father will certainly become your reality.


Beck = Trump = Sanders

In the opinion of the Conservative Collective, all three are court jesters. Dress them in sparkly Harlequin costumes and watch them as they prance about America saying and doing precisely the same thing that the Ayatollah Obama did in 2007. That is, they are all promising “a fundamental change to America”.

In the short term, these three blind mice have tapped into the Great American Frustration with same undeniable skills that have brought them all great fame and fortune. In the long term, they are all failures of their own follies and will fade away accordingly into the crannies of history.

Beck was a fighter. He was one to look up to as an example of the mouse giving the eagle the middle finger, but personified. He was right about so many world events that it was hard NOT to watch  his productions. Like so many others, including the Conservative Collective, Beck could figure out what the pieces of the global puzzle were, but then he did something extraordinary. He told the world the truth about the puzzle!beck1

Then, about four years in and like so many other “coulda been great” people throughout history, Beck found the poison…money. He did do good things with his wealth…no one can deny that. But Beck the man became just another rich, spoiled thug, undermining his own good deeds with unproductive public attacks on folks like Sarah Palin, calling her a “clown”. So, he became arrogant and self-important…he became what he told the rest of us to watch out for years ago.

Trump is what he always has been…an over-inflated and self-adoring money lover. That’s it. And now he wants to bring that useless song and dance to the White House. Trump was fine as long as he stayed in his kennel and just made deals with other flea-bitten hounds. But now, he’s become a stray who wants to be the alpha dog everywhere, not just in his own cage.trump3

Trump will not be a good president simply because he “feels our pain” (where have we heard THAT before?) or understands our frustration. However, he will most definitely be a terrible president when he tries to make North Korea, China or Russia bend to his will by using Wall Street bullying. Trump could easily get America into a war or two simply by opening that maw and saying something insultingly stupid.

Sanders? He’s just a jester meant to give the DNC room to crush Hillary Clinton so that Joe Biden or Liz Warren can jump in the 2016 race, nothing more.

The Conservative Collective feels the worst over Glenn Beck. He could have been…and should have been, much, much more. Boring and irrelevant were not in his original cards, but they are now. You’re correct Glenn…you should just go away.

Forget 9/11? Not likely.


America will live forever. No cowardly little shoe-sucking dog from ISIS or Al-Qaeda can alter that fact. The Conservative Collective is definitely not among the fools who believe in some fictitious “centrist” Islamist.

We have studied and come to understand the mindset of the Islamist. We understand the hatred for America and how it was manufactured as a false excuse to exact power over the weak and fearful. We understand the many attempts to shock us by killing the innocent and we simply move forward to kill them all. Our focus is singular and fixed. Our purpose has been blessed by God.

We understand that they run from a fight like insects. We understand that they are not men, but cowardly dogs that tuck tail and scurry away when Americans show up. We understand that they prefer to fight women and children, usually attacking from behind while wearing masks.

While they tell us that they have come to America as a means of frightening some, we at the Conservative Collective are delighted that they have saved us the time and effort to track them down. We have armed up and these Islamic morons have actually created the opportunity for us to send them into eternal darkness.   america2

Forget 9/11? No, America will not forget what happened on that brilliant day. The fire in our hearts burns as hot today as it did then and in fact, it burns even hotter. Our enemy can morph into anything it wants, but we will kill it all the same. Men, women and children…it makes no difference to us. We are quiet, but we are alert and waiting. All over America, millions of the Conservative Collective are waiting for the chance to engage Islam in the manner it deserves, with extreme violence.

Every day draws us closer to our goal. God bless America!

يا جزمة يا ابن الجزمة

The dishonesty behind gun control.

The Conservative Collective never wants to know the deep pain of losing a child to violence…any violence, but unfortunately there are those among us who have lived that nightmare. The rest of us do our best to comfort our friends as best we can, but words ring very hollow indeed when the heart has been ripped out by the roots.

Others turn to vengeance as their tool of comfort, lashing out emotionally at the world, seeking for the answer to the question of why their loved one was taken from them. It should come as no surprise that such an event would manifest reactions that have no basis in truth and gun control is no exception.

There are two men in the world, Andy Parker and Richard Martinez, parker1who have lost loved ones to violence. Each chose to blame firearms for their loss and each is seeking to rectify what they see as a parker2terrible injustice caused by firearms. No intellectual argument will heal them and not a single iota of honest debate will ease their pain.

They have decided that if they champion the same bankrupt cause that other progressives such as Sarah Brady tried to champion, they will find peace. The problem is, they don’t want to find peace…they want to find revenge.

The Conservative Collective will do what it can to disassemble the plans of these two men, not because we don’t care about them or those who were lost, we do care about them…intensely. Their plans are based on an argument that was proven to be false many decades ago and one that effects tens of millions of good Americans. Not just the two who were lost, but millions.

Whether or not the reactions of these two men are based in politics, grief, ego or anything else, we at The Conservative Collective will obstruct every attempt to deny Americans the right to keep and bear arms. No single American, or two Americans, is worth more than the rights we have been blessed with as free citizens.

For these two men to pursue the anti-gun agenda makes them as dishonest as those who have come before. Sadly, it also betrays the memories of the very people they’ve lost…not to gun violence…but just to violence. We know their grief is real, but gun control as a means of healing is a false crusade, filled with lies, deception and ultimately…failure.

Bring your fight gentlemen…we stand ready to cross swords with you for as long as it takes to defeat you and please understand that you will need much more than legislation to accomplish your goals. Those of us who stand against you will make whatever sacrifices are necessary to secure freedom for our children. So, if even more blood is the price you seek for your losses, that’s fair enough. It’s a price that has been paid in the past.

Even so, we hope God will bless you both with strength, wisdom and comfort during this time of sorrow.

Sarah Brady is dead…see ya Sarah!

Well, Sarah Brady, the head of the Handgun Control Inc. snake has been dead a few months, and by now knows what a complete waste of time her campaign was. brady3Hopefully, somebody in the ether has lectured her as condescendingly as she did us, on the realities of gun ownership.

She was a failure…stubborn…but a failure nonetheless. Her message to the masses was built on a foundation of lies regarding guns, Her vicious attacks on American gun owners bordered in the psychopathic, much as are the attacks from the Ayatollah Obama.brady5Sarah tried desperately to convince America that her anger at lumps of wood, steel and plastic would herald in a new era of peace in America if only we would let her rape and pillage The Constitution. Gun owners, not surprisingly, never were caught off guard by Sarah Brady’s nonsense.brady2

Sarah Brady always thought along the lines of “remove the guns and the world will be a safer place…”, while logical, rational and intelligent Americans tend to think “take away the finger that pulls th trigger, and guns will no longer pose s danger…” The first sentiment, Sarah’s, has proven multiple times over the decades to be wrong, while the second sentiment works every time. But that doesn’t stop the stupid, like the Ayatollah Obama from trying the same tired, old. anti-gunschtick. Actually, Barry thinks and Sarah thought nothing more original than what these really, cool socialists thought…brady4

And in the process, absolutely ignored this…bady6Well, they tried to ignore it, but Americans who believe in the Second Amendment to the Constitution of the United States, would not give such ignorance a place to sit.

Rest in peace Sarah Brady. Tell hubby we said hello and that we forgive you both for attempting to subvert the supreme aw of the land simply to gain vengeance for the universe treating you so unfairly.

We won’t miss you at all, and we’re glad your reign of lies has ended, We further hope that now you’re dead, you’ve  met the tens of thousands of people whose lives were ended by your stupidity. But, wherever you are now, we hope you know the truth and have made peace with it.

Cecil the lion was killed? So what?

cecil1Cecil the lion was killed by a hunter. So what? He was a lion…a friggin’ lion for Pete’s sake. He dead. Probably on someone rec-room floor and although we at The Conservative Collective would rather Cecil had lived a long life, he didn’t. What is it with you sick, twisted and perverted buckets of pus on the left who are calling for the head of the hunter that killed Cecil on a pike? Those who are outraged at the death of Cecil are mentally ill and should no longer be allowed to vote in any election.

Do any of you pathetic dregs who identify yourselves as progressives, know the name of even one of these children who were killed in a large American city? Probably not. Well, let The Conservative Collective show you what you’ve been missing while you’ve been wasting your time crying your leftist crocodile tears over Cecil.

cecil2These kids were killed in a large American city. The kids don’t matter to any progressive, so the city won’t matter either. They were black children, but the newest black phenom, “Black Lives Matter” probably haven’t taken time away from painting signs with catchy slogans to find out what kind of ice cream they liked.

These children are dead now as well. cecil3No more birthday parties, no more Christmas mornings. They will never grow up to fall in love or have children of their own. But, nobody gives a rats ass about these kids…only a damn lion. The socialist sucking, Islam-loving, progressive butt licking left side of the political spectrum doesn’t care about kids dying in our cities because of government- sanctioned gangs. They don’t even care that thousands of endangered eagles and vultures are vaporized every year by those thousands of wind-mills they’re so proud of.

But by golly, they care about Cecil. The Conservative Collective will see Cecil in our dreams on the floor of a conservative bathroom, warming the feet of a wealthy one-percenter as he or she drops a morning deuce in the toilet.

Good job Cecil!

Donald Trump…yawn!

When we think of Donald Trump, the image below is the one we have in our minds eye: Why? Largely because this is the image Trump creates for himself. trump1Pie-hole constantly open, spewing forth moronic bile meant only to impress or intimidate. A mealy-mouthed lump of fat that vomits up the most asinine comments about others simply because any personal filters have been replaced with dollar bills. Presidential? Nope. Not in any way, shape or form. Smarter than anyone else hunting the Oval Office? No…not really.

Then what is it that Americans find so appealing about this guy from New York? The answer is obvious to The Conservative Collective probably because what he’s saying now in regard to the issues facing America is what we at The Conservative Collective been saying in our retreats and in our writing for years. Simply put, because he has no filters, his message is pure. Think of Trump more as a child who hasn’t learned to temper his thoughts with grace, humility or maturity throwing a simple tantrum. trump3That’s Trump. Add a few bucks for good measure and you wind up with a petulant and very spoiled crybaby who is used to getting what he wants.

Nonetheless, when his substance is separated from his blithering, he’s on political target. He can FEEL what America is feeling, even if he has a difficult time articulating it with panache. Trump is something of a gunslinger, but not in the good and romantic sense. The Conservative Collective sees Trump as a “shoot first” kind of business man who has left behind a long line of financial bodies and that works in the world of business. Trump has proven that beyond debate.

However, America doesn’t need a business man as president. America needs a statesman (woman…person…whatever…) who can lead a nation in a world of nations and a nation will never be a business. The American people are not now and never will be employees and that is how Trump thinks of us.

Trump is not prepared to lead based upon that premise. Trump is a cutthroat when it comes to business, but a knee-jerk cutthroat is not what America needs now or will ever need as president. This is not to say that Trump hasn’t done America any good…he has. His companies employ tens of thousands of people and those jobs put bread on the tables of those employees every day. trump4But Trump has offset the good he does by admitting that he has bought politicians and pays off governments with the result being that they must grovel to his every whim. How long would it be before that expectation became the reality of all of us? The Conservative Collective suspects not long. How long would it be before Trump, like The Ayatollah Obama, considered the Constitution to be an inconvenience? We suspect not long. Our advice to Donald? Close the pie-hole, you’re boring us.

Trump needs to stay where he belongs…in the board room, treating his minions like…well, minions. On the flip side, Trump has created one thing worth noting…trump2